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Monday, August 8th, 2005

(we all hate meat)

Subject:nasty plasty
Posted by:giovanna.
Time:11:19 am.
Mood: bitchy.
i ate some damn good fried chicken yesterday
my friedn BoB chewed it up and puked it into my mnouth so's i wuldn't have to chew it at all
then he massaged my throat till it swallowed the chicken and then he burped me and then later when my butt started rumbling he rubbed down my colon and squirted it out
i don't have to do any work
my bungholes so tite it came out like cheez whiz

Monday, December 6th, 2004

(we all hate meat)

Subject:FUCK MEAT!
Posted by:fluka.
Time:8:55 pm.
Mood: enraged.
my friend ate some pizza the other week with some fuckin pepperoni that tasted like fucking ammonia
he fuckin almost puked after he took a bite and if he did it would have spattered all over everyone walking below because we were upstairs in a cafeteria.

Saturday, April 10th, 2004

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:2:57 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
awww shit
you should know i'm eatin that dairy and some embryos again... embryos when they develop internal organs, gave the vegan junk a good run, but all good things must come to an end
*cough*tracy'sabitch*cough*
besides, my ass grew sideways because of my fruitandcandy-lovin vegan diet (hahahaha, suckers!) and it is time for some Atkins, aka, eggs and tuna and macadamia nuts and little or no alcohol
i need to clean up
we like to clean it clean it!
maybe if my bro and his lazy ass friend Chris would update i wouldn't be so bitchy at work
oops
g2g

Monday, October 13th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Subject:vegan haikus
Posted by:giovanna.
Time:12:02 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
roasted cow flesh spots
the barbeque with splatters
putrid ornament

one year and a half
of this meat-free existence
free? never more so

dead mice pave the way
brains, adrenals, I have some
left from drug rodents

Sunday, July 20th, 2003

(4 tofu-lovin'-bitches | we all hate meat)

Subject:fyi
Posted by:fluka.
Time:8:52 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
im not a vegan

Thursday, July 17th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:4:28 pm.
www.veganporn.com

Sunday, July 13th, 2003

(2 tofu-lovin'-bitches | we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:5:18 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
social smoker
Social Smoker.

You wouldn't really consider yourself a pothead.
You tend to pick up on the rotation at parties
and stuff, but only if it comes your way.


what kind of pothead are you?
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You'll Be Arrested For Statutory Rape!


You sick fuck!


Just like Pete Townshend, Paul Rueben, and most of the Catholic Church, you'll be prosecuted for your love of children.


Maybe you're just trying to live out the childhood you never had, corrupt innocent minds, or maybe you really do appreciate the innocence and beauty of kids.


No matter how you try to explain it, you're better off sticking to Anne Geddes books instead of acting out your fantasies.



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Once upon a time there has a young VEGAN POLICE OFFICER named BITCHBOY. He was MESSILY SLICING in the VEGAN forest when he met BITCHY BITCHBOY #2, a run-away VEGETARIAN CHEF from the ANGRY Queen BITCH #2.

BITCHBOY could see that BITCHY BITCHBOY #2 was hungry so he reached into his TOILET and give him his FUNKY VEGETABLE. BITCHY BITCHBOY #2 was thankful for BITCHBOY's VEGETABLE, so he told BITCHBOY a very SPUNKY story about Queen BITCH #2's daughter BITCH. How her mother, the ANGRY Queen BITCH #2, kept her locked away in a SLAUGHTERHOUSE protected by a gigantic COW, because BITCH was so BLONDE.

BITCHBOY ATE. He vowed to BITCHY BITCHBOY #2 the VEGETARIAN CHEF that he would save the BLONDE BITCH. He would SMASH the COW, and take BITCH far away from her eveil mother, the ANGRY Queen BITCH #2, and KILL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOT ANGRY VEGAN HURRICANE and BITCHY BITCHBOY #2 the VEGETARIAN CHEF began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COW from his story. ANGRY Queen BITCH #2 WAFTED out from behind a MULLET and struck BITCHBOY dead. In the far off SLAUGHTERHOUSE you could hear a MOO.

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Friday, July 11th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:1:04 pm.
what we do all day

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003

(1 tofu-lovin'-bitch | we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:12:59 pm.

Monday, June 30th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:fluka.
Time:10:41 am.
Mood: bitchy.
so at work today we were scissoring off mice heads as normal when this fuckin hyper one just went ape shit! we were trying to see how well it could climb a chain and when we put it on it just screamed and shit everywhere. there was fuckin piss and shit all over the chain. and after that my sis was holding it and it just dropped a turd on her hand. fuckin sick ass mice

Sunday, June 29th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:11:09 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
this is what happens when you eat meat

whoa... something UGLY

ohyeah, and then someone comes after your head with a weedwhacker... just ask this poor chump. it could happen to you.

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:2:01 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
call me MELLOW YELLOW
FUCKKKKKK
i need to GETTHEREQUICKLY
YOUWON'TTAKEMEALIVE

Friday, June 27th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:3:03 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
cows are evil


my udders leak poison

Thursday, June 26th, 2003

(we all hate meat)

Subject:confession Day
Posted by:giovanna.
Time:7:30 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
i made a virtual ice cream cone but the fucking thing took so long to load i shut it down
SHUT IT DOWN

(1 tofu-lovin'-bitch | we all hate meat)

Posted by:fluka.
Time:2:38 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
my sis had some bad heroin yesterday. it totally fucked her up and made her arm fuckin black and shitty on the inside of her elbow by her vein. it is fookin nasty. her face is all fucked up too. there is black shit comin out her eyes just randomly, sometimes mixed with blood. she really needs to get off that shit. and find something better. FUCK! i am eating some fuckin fake steak with fuckin fake cheese and other fake animal products. fuck fuck shit fuck!

(we all hate meat)

Subject:Boondock Saints
Posted by:fluka.
Time:2:14 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
fuckin
what the fuckin
fuck
who the fuck
fuck this fuckin
how did you two fucking fucks???
FUCK!!!!

(we all hate meat)

Subject:i like the word phenozilla
Posted by:giovanna.
Time:1:45 pm.
Mood: bitchy.


and my brother is switching crack dealers since he felt something crawling out of his nose
i said he should just fry that fucker up and snort the ash... but then he started bleeding these huge boogers that looked like regurgitated chicken assholes... i smacked him up till he stopped bleeding all over my stuff. what a pussy.

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:1:40 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
suck it like a bong hit wacky

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:1:11 pm.
Mood: bitchy.

(we all hate meat)

Posted by:giovanna.
Time:12:25 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
i ate some fucking fake cheese with DIRT
suck it

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